3 posts tagged “meme”
Hi Vox! Long time no see, no post, no nuthin'. Forgive me, as my ongoing adventures tend to be summed up better over on that other site. But hey look, a meme! That I ganked from Handtalker:
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Dunder Mifflin Personality Quiz
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Okay, it's a meme, it's sweeping my friendslist over at my real blog but I thought I'd share it here. I'm putting my answers in right up front, but feel free to take it and answer it! Learn about me! Tell me about yourself! Put it on your own blog and ask others to tell you about themselves! C'mon, it's Friday, what else have you got going down?I
I cut out a few of the answers that were specific to my reply to the person whose post I answered. And stuff.
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1.)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A. I can! I don't do much fancy since moving into a place with a teeny tiny kitchen, but I can cook and enjoy it.
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A. I wanted to SING! And write.
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A. The ability to hold my breath for long periods of time.
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A. Caffeine Free Diet Coke, my last addiction.
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A. Umm. Oh, hey, seasonal: corn on the cob!
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
7.)A. Pisces
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A. Four tattoos and altogether five holes in various parts of my ears.
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.) Of course!
11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.)A. To play: Tennis. To watch: soccer. Though truth be told I don't watch a lot of sports.
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A. Optimistic!
13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A.
14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A. I should have taken this question out, because I think that the really worst stuff is not stuff I'd prefer to talk about on an open forum. But before I was diagnosed with ulcerative colitis in early 2000 I had some very, very bad times.
15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you:
15.)A. I'm a righty but I bat and play pool left-handed!
16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
16.)A. Of course! Two cats and all those outdoor ones I feed too!
17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A. I would probably feel bad that I haven't vacuumed recently, but I'd get over it.
18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A.
19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.)A. Hate them. Scary.
20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
20.)A. I would fix my flabby upper arms. No matter what I never seem to lose weight there!
21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A Realistically, probably conscience.
22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A. Dark brown.
23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
23.)A. Nope.
24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
24.)A. Draft, unless all the drafts available are crappy, then bottle.
25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
25.)A. Pay off my car. Start a fund for a new car.
26.)Q. Would you date me?
26.)A.
27.)Q. What 's your favorite memory of me?
27.)A.
28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A. I've used this answer before, but I liked it: Not as actual ectoplasmic entities from "beyond," but I do believe we can be haunted.
29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A. Read, play guitar, watch TV, talk to friends.
30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A. All the fucking time! No, I've tried to cut back a little. With occasional success.
31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.)A. People who talk on cell phones in public restrooms. HATE!
32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A. Thoughtful
33.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same
33.)A. Already done!
At our new office, they're bringing in...not a designer, exactly, but sort of an...aesthetician. For space, not for the body. She's going to hang all the artwork in a pleasing way and come in and feng shui the hell out of my office, apparently. (Actually the term "feng shui" was never uttered, but she sort of looked at my barren little office with its brand-new filing cabinet jutting out stylelessly from the wall and just shook her head.)
Perhaps I should get some sort of plant.
Meanwhile, over at my Original Blog, forgive me for I have memed.
